respect cluster B disorders or die by my sword

froody:

froody:

he’s got that previously neglected shelter dog rizz. he looks like he wants to quietly sit next to you on the couch while you watch TV

he looks like he lets out a pathetic sad little sigh sometimes for no reason

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sunflowermp4:

carlos luna is character creating harder than anyone has ever character created before

civvic:

civvic:

Fuck. Those fuckers at the store sold me No Purpose Flour again. What the fuck do I do with this

you laugh. my flour is bereft of purpose and you mock me. hell upon you, fool

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daily-kristen-applebees:

“i wanna go with the bad kids”

loki-zen:

mattibee:

mattibee:

God invented winter so girls could exchange body heat

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cykelops:

me: wish games had choices that actually mattered

me when games have choices that actually matter:

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arcnoise:

arcnoise:

some time ago i introduced the phrase “food pact” to my friends as a shorthand for “i’ll go make and eat food if you also make and eat food” and ever since then ive just started incorporating more pacts into my life. stay hydrated pact. stretch break pact. stop doomscrolling and go to bed pact. we need to bring this back in vogue more people should be making pacts imo

the best part of this is when you ask “who wants to do a shower pact” and you get a half dozen friends all rolling up saying “the pact is sealed”. faustian behavior

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only-cat-memes:

Yourdailydoseofcatmemes

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nateconnolly:

nateconnolly:

40,000 years ago, early humans painted hands on the wall of a cave. This morning, my baby cousin began finger painting. All of recorded history happened between these two paintings of human hands. The Nazca Lines and the Mona Lisa. The first TransAtlantic flight and the first voyage to the Moon. Humanity invented the wheel, the telescope, and the nuclear bomb. We eradicated wild poliovirus types 2 and 3. We discovered radio waves, dinosaurs, and the laws of thermodynamics. Freedom Riders crossed the South. Hippies burned their draft cards. Countless genocides, scientific advancements, migrations, and rebellions. More than a hundred billion humans lived and died between these two paintings—one on a sheet of paper, and one on the inside of a cave. At the dawn of time, ancient humans stretched out their hands. And this morning, a child reached back. 

A Timeline of Humanity:

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Was anyone going to tell me they made a full version of Planet of the Bass

official-boob-posts:

lexcellence:

ring-aroundme:

breasts is a weird term
I’m one thousand percent okay saying boobs or tits but breasts just
feels weird on my tongue

Weird. I’ve always loved the feel of breasts on my tongue.

official boob post

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dailyquests:

• Commit a Very Evil action while Gay.

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paintingpuff:

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avatar-tuner:

hjartasalt:

hjartasalt:

craftycoola:

craftycoola:

do you mean fingering (yarn weight) or fingering (instrument hand position) or fingering (nsfw) or fingering (mispelled potato)

#music school was so fucking funny sometimes#I’d get told shit like I needed to work on my fingering or use more/less tongue and I had to listen with a straight face too#do you know how hard that was#do you know how fucking difficult that could be sometimes (@hjartasalt)

the truth is this post was originally inspired by that time when i, a clueless aroace, tried to explain my struggles with fingering and tonguing to a non-clueless non-musician, and they were just like… bro what

One time my teacher took my sheet music and wrote “CLIMAX” right where. Well. Where the climax of the piece was. And I wasn’t allowed to laugh. How cruel.

IN ALL CAPS. 😭. He felt like I wasn’t doing enough there and really wanted to drive home his criticisms.

[i.d.: a tag in all caps that reads, “IN ALL CAPS???” end i.d.]

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meltingpotofinterests:

ryebreadgf:

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